As of 15 Dec 2022 we have officially launched our new poop scooping business. If you have dog poop piling up in your backyard, please give us a call or text to get poop scooping cost and service information. I, Michael Mettlach, the owner, have actually been doing this for about 2 years now at a different location under a different name, so rest assured, we know our shit, and how to make your doggy business, our business. We don't aim to be the #2 doggy doo business in the Houston area, we want to be #1. If you trust us with your poop scooping doody, we won't drop the ball.
Thats right, we know how to sniff out those K9 land mines so when you get home you can just unwind, we don't mind. Don't wait for the dooky to evapoorate, just eliminate, don't procrastinate. We aren't poets, we're pooets. We are like professionals at where's waldo, except with dog poop. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? We'll find if her shes hiding under a pile of doodoo. When we fall asleep we see images of different types of poop flashing through our brain. We are like artificial intelligence and machine learning applied to finding different textures and colors of dog poop mixed in under fallen autumn leaves, mushrooms, roots, dirt and grass.
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